JaLuMa Diagnostic Scan.
Find Out Exactly Why Customers Are Choosing Your Competitors.
Modern customers ask ChatGPT and Claude for recommendations. If your website isn't built for AI, your business is invisible. We run a forensic 11-tool array to expose why search engines ignore you, where your SMS fails, and hand you a mechanical blueprint to fix it.
The Dual-Core Execution Engine
To optimize serverless compute speed and depth, the JaLuMa Diagnostic Engine operates on two isolated tracks. We diagnose the bleeding, charge for the X-Ray, and apply the credit toward the fix.
The 10-Second Cold Scan
A blazing-fast HTTP API sweep used on our front lines. It bypasses heavy rendering to instantly text you a 3-point failure metric sheet.
- AI Blindness Check (robots.txt Blocks)
- DMARC Failure (Email Spoofing Vulnerabilities)
- Lawsuit Risk (Missing SMS TCPA Consent)
The 4-Minute MRI ($500 Scan)
Our comprehensive, Fortune-500 level deep dive. It runs on isolated Google Cloud Run containers to mathematically execute the full 4-Rack, 11-Tool Diagnostic Array.
- SaaS Waste & Performance Analysis
- AI Semantics & Inventory Alignment
- Strict ADA & 10DLC Telecom Audits
The 11-Tool Array
Our custom serverless containers simulate AI reasoning engines to stress-test your performance, flag financial leaks, and secure your legal defenses.
Performance, Security & Leaks
[ RACK 01 ]Parses DOM/Headers to flag slow, legacy infrastructure (Wix, WordPress, HubSpot) vs. high-speed Native Odoo builds.
Enforces a strict 500ms wall-clock timeout on rendering to prove AI crawler abandonment due to slow load speeds.
Maps V8 heap bloat to expose and calculate exactly how much money you are bleeding on unnecessary third-party tracking scripts.
Extracts exact DMARC strength (p=reject), TLS Issuers, and flags 404 broken links that destroy your online domain authority.
AI Search & Semantics
[ RACK 02 ]Strictly validates JSON-LD schemas. Actively hunts for @type: Product and areaServed tags to flag Inventory Blindness for AI models.
Fires adversarial prompts simultaneously at OpenAI, Claude, Gemini, and Perplexity. It traps the AI into hallucinating about your: 1) Emergency Hours 2) Pricing 3) Competitor Routing 4) Complaints 5) Service Boundaries 6) SMS Booking.
Local Trust & Reputation
[ RACK 03 ]Extracts the exact number of unanswered 5-Star reviews (missed SEO opportunities) and unanswered 1-Star reviews (reputation bleed).
Scrapes the top local directories using Playwright-Stealth to extract exact Name, Address, and Phone (NAP) mismatches penalizing your search.
Compliance & Legal Liability
[ RACK 04 ]Extracts exact WCAG 2.1 AA critical accessibility violations that legally expose your business to predatory screen-reader lawsuits.
Checks DNS TXT records to mathematically prove your outbound texts and emails are actively being blocked by Verizon and AT&T spam filters.
The Multi-Entity & Regional Trap
The Multi-Entity Trap
If you run a Golf Course but also have a high-margin internal Bourbon Bar, AI often suffers from 'Inventory Blindness' and won't recommend the bar. We expose these nested-entity code failures.
The Regional Wedge
We bypass local maps and dynamically rewrite AI queries to test if your business visibly ranks across state lines for high-ticket commercial and B2B supply chain contracts.
The Value of Your Audit
Zero Automated PDFs
This is not a free, automated PDF generator. This is a Fortune-500 level forensic audit. We spin up a headless Chromium browser on an isolated cloud node and execute adversarial multi-LLM prompts against your competitors. It requires active compute power and engineering bandwidth.
The Rollover Credit Example
100% of your $500 deposit is instantly applied as a direct credit toward any long-term build.
If you purchase the $500 scan and decide to deploy Irene (Module 01 - $300 Setup), your $500 deposit pays for the entire setup and the remaining $200 is credited toward your first month's retainer.
Milestone Billing & Data Readiness
We do not trap you in long-term contracts and we do not demand full payment upfront. All JaLuMa infrastructure builds operate on strict Milestone Billing. We require a 50% deposit to provision your private cloud nodes and secure our engineering bandwidth. The final 50% is only billed upon successful Go-Live and system handover.
If a client presents a severely fragmented legacy CRM or demands proprietary code modifications on Day 1 (e.g., "Make Odoo act exactly like my old broken system"), it is out-of-scope. Unorganized data or manual data salvage is billed flatly at $150/Hour.
